Principle Five: Advertising is Not Logical
Law is all about logic. It’s all about facts, arguments, and
inescapable conclusions. Look, Your Honor, here’s the gun, here’s the body,
here’s the motive. We just proved who did it. Ideally, emotion is irrelevant –
facts carry the day.
One of my heroes is David Ogilvy, founder of Ogilvy and Mather. Ogilvy was a genius, and when he wanted to, he was the absolute master of the emotional ad. As an example, an ad for the British Travel Association has an enormous, breathtaking photo of the inside of Westminster Abbey, and the heart-stopping headline: “Tread softly past the long, long sleep of kings.” Here’s a paragraph from the ad copy:
Principle Six: You Do Not Know What You’re Doing
When you create advertising, you’re going to work with
designers and writers. Get out of their way. Let them do what you’re paying
them for.
One of the most sickening things in advertising is the client who, deep down, believes he knows more about design or writing than the designers and writers, and then proceeds to hamstring them, or hem them in with so many requirements and restrictions that they can’t do their jobs.
This happens for two reasons. First, as human beings living in the United Sates in this century, we’re all exposed to bombardment of advertising. We all see so much of it that we think we understand it. But unless you’re in the business, you don’t. Also, the advertising you see is mostly very high-level branding work for consumer products. Advertising for law firms is completely different. The principles behind a campaign for Pepsi, or Apple, or United Airlines – the stuff you see all the time – are totally unlike what your firm’s advertising requires. They’re apples and oranges, chalk and cheese.
Principle Seven: Keep it Paris Hilton Simple
I’m a lawyer myself. I love complexity. It’s kind of weird,
but I really enjoy intricate ideas. In law school, you often read cases that
are so complex that you need to draw little maps of what happened when
involving whom in order to understand them.
Here’s an example. This is an ad for Viagra, which ran in
Principle Eight: A List of Images You Should Never, Ever
Use In Law Firm Advertising, No Matter What Because They’re Incredibly Clichéd
and Bespeak A Complete Lack of Creativity So Overpowering As To Alter The Very
Fabric of Time and Space
- Gavels
- Eagles
- Courtrooms
- Courthouse Steps
- The Scales O’ Justice
- Piles of Law Books
- Nautical Themed Stuff (unless you’re an admiralty lawyer)
- Compasses
- Groups of Middle-Aged White Lawyers in Suits
The more you know about advertising, the better the work you
get as a client will be. Like a lot of things, creating advertising may look
easy but in fact is brutally hard. When I was a copywriter, the most difficult
part of the job was coming up with concepts, which meant spending a lot of time
just staring into space.
· The One Show: The advertising industry’s annual book of best ads. Sort of Advertising’s Greatest Hits. Expensive, but beautiful and worth it.
· Any book written by David Ogilvy
· Up the Agency, by Peter Mayle. A funny, revealing look at how ad agencies really work, written by an insider.
· Hey
Whipple, Squeeze This, by Luke Sullivan. The nuts and bolts of what makes
great ads great.
· Adverblog: www.adverblog.com. Review of good creative work, worldwide